26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

ah, my first pre-thanksgiving bar night in Princeton! i wonder how terrible(?) it will be.

caro:

This story is completely inaccurate. Where I come from, it’s the night after Thanksgiving when all the 20-somethings go out and run into people they haven’t seen since high school. (It’s also the biggest bar night of the year in Princeton, N.J.)